cheesymermaid:

jurassicarmada:

rage-quitter:

so my grandmother just told me a joke…

“Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?”

“I dunno, ‘cause flowers are pretty cool?”

“In loving memory of all the faces that were buried there.”

i just like omg grandMA NO 

Grandma yes

I just tried to tell this to my girlfriend.

Me: Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?

Her: Oh, I know this! It has to do with the plague back in the 1500s. You see, [explanation of plague stuff]

Me: In… In loving memory of all the faces that were buried there.

Her: What?

Me: It’s a joke. It was just a joke.

(Source: lesbianeliksni, via ry-g-g-y-blog)